The Blow Job

Do a Google search for blow jobs and you get the obligatory links to all sorts of porn sites featuring the blow job.  Of course Wikipedia weighs in on the discussion as well:

Fellatio, also called fellation,[1] is oral sex performed upon the penis. It may be performed to induce orgasm and ejaculation of semen, or it can be used as foreplay prior to vaginal or anal forms of intercourse.

Fellatio, or, more precisely, fellating to the point of orgasm, is commonly referred to as a blow job.[2] Fellatio is sometimes referred to as “giving head”, although this term can also apply to cunnilingus. An alternative method of oral sex performed on men is irrumatio.

* http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fellatio

(There’s also an illustration of the act…in what seems to be occurring during a round of “69”.)  And if you ask me, well even if you don’t, blow jobs are one thing, 69…entirely something else.  Well not entirely, but you know what I mean!

I find it very interesting and worthy of note to point out that so many of us end up blogging about the activity, if even in a short and very ‘edited’ manner.  Insert personal story here!  Actually, I do have a personal story to share here.  Not that kind of story…get your minds out of the gutter!

Once upon a time, a certain man, we’ll call him “M”, was having a tough time getting his expense reports done on time, thus causing some financial problems in his home. His wife, we’ll call her “T”, decided to bribe “M”, attempting to entice and encourage with the promise of a certain act, we’ll call it a…”BJ”, if the reports were filed on time preventing the disruption of all things financial in the home.  It worked!  They lived happily ever after.  The End!

In an effort to be informative and educational, I have gathered together some alternate terms used to refer to this very pleasurable act.

  • playing the flute
  • mouth congress
  • giving head
  • going down on
  • sucking off
  • rolling cigars
  • gaining knowledge
  • bust down
  • dome
  • lolly gagging
  • deep throating
  • tonsil hockey
  • sucking dick
  • oral stimulation of the penis

Can you add to the list?

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One thought on “The Blow Job

  1. anne says:

    wow tanz…

    your list is pretty complete!

    I don’t think I can add to it!

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