Let’s Make Just One Correction, Shall We?

My Dad forwarded this email to me:

How many women with MENOPAUSE does it take to change a light
bulb?
Personally I think this question is not being asked the right way.  The question and it’s answer have nothing at all to do with a woman’s reproductive disposition.  Here’s how the question should be asked (please note the answer does not change…because it’s the right answer, for any woman!):

Question:
How many women does it take to change a light bulb?


Woman’s Answer:
One!
ONLY ONE!!!! And do you know WHY? because  no one else in this house knows HOW to change a light bulb!
They don’t even know that the bulb is BURNED OUT!! They would sit in the dark for THREE DAYS before they figured it out.
And,once they figured it out,

they wouldn’t be able

to find the #&%!* light

bulbs despite the fact that

they’ve been in the SAME

CABINET for the past 17

YEARS!

But if they did, by

some

miracle of God,

actually find them, 2

DAYSLATER, the

chair they dragged to

stand on to change


the STUPID light


bulb


would STILL BE


IN THE SAME


SPOT!!!!! AND


UNDERNEATH


IT



WOULD BE


THE WRAPPER


THE FREAKING


LIGHT BULBS


CAME IN!!!


BECAUSE NO


ONE EVER


PICKS UP



OR CARRIES



OUT THE


GARBAGE!!!!


IT’S A



WONDER WE


HAVEN’T ALL



SUFFOCATED



FROM


THE PILES


OF


GARBAGE


THAT ARE


A FOOT


DEEP


THROUGH-


OUT


THE


ENTIRE


HOUSE!!



IT WOULD


TAKE AN


ARMY TO


CLEAN


THIS


PLACE!



AND




DON’T


EVEN


GET ME



STARTED



ON WHO




CHANGES



THE




TOILET



PAPER




ROLL.




I’m sorry.

What was the question?

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One thought on “Let’s Make Just One Correction, Shall We?

  1. Colleen says:

    That is absolutely hilarious because it is the absolute truth! And you’re right, menopause has nothing to do with it!!

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