Are you kidding me? I re-read this so-called “classic” to Rogan tonight, and perhaps over the years I have grown more cynical, but damn that is one stupid, bold bitch.
I mean come on, do we really want to read stories to our children giving them ideas on breaking and entering? Not to mention the fact that this clueless bimbo stays a while after her initial trespass. She eats their food, she destroys their furniture, and then she fucking goes to sleep there.
That dumb cunt is lucky she only woke up to bears and not some cracked-out, hopped-up, strung-out, skid-row reject, or worse, a pedophile.