Purple Snakes Do Exist*

Who the hell do I think I am?  There is no way I’m going to be able to create any kind of decent following what with my sporadic blogs and all.  I swear I have this fantasy that I will go to check my stats one day and there will be like 1,000,000 2,000 hits or something crazy like that, with advertisers knocking on my door, er, rather sending me messages requesting space on my blog.  A girl can dream!

So tomorrow is Valentines Day.  Nope, nuthin’ planned here either.  It’s not that we don’t love each passionately or anything like that, it’s just that life really and truly gets in the way.  A night out costs money and Mike and I are holding on to cash right now like my youngest holds on to his penis, um no, like a fat person holds on to their twinkies, um sorry..wait…we’re holding on to our cash because we are trying to save some money and pay back some debt.  Ahhhh, that felt better!  The honest approach!

So, we’ll probably stay home, order some kind of relatively cheap carry out and watch a movie with subtle hard core sexual innuendo .  Fuck it, since I’m being honest here, we’ll be watching porn and accessing an item or two from the naughty drawer (Anne, is that what we’re calling it…the naughty drawer?)

Happy Valentine’s Day

*Oh, and by the way, the other day I was with McKade and Rogan and we saw something long, skinny and purple on the ground, so I told them it was a purple snake.  They totally believed me, and upon closer inspection they realized it was just a busted, purple ponytail holder.  So then of course McKade asked if there was a such a thing as purple snakes.  We followed up with some internet research and found this, the Lavender Corn Snake:

lavender

They do exist!!

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3 thoughts on “Purple Snakes Do Exist*

  1. anne says:

    1- Like Purple Snakes, The Naughty Drawer does exist.

    2- Contents of a proper Naughty Drawer should include Lingerie from various stages of your life, toys and other fun helpful items, and a bit of porn for those times you just can’t do pay per view.

    Have a great Valentine’s Day! We can go nowhere, so we are making a fancy dinner with Abby and Sophie and taking care of Stormy. And, once everyone is in bed, it’s time to dip into the naughty drawer!

  2. Crazy like a chicken says:

    Well thank goodness you actually found a picture of a purple snake. For a split second there I thought maybe you were going to say something about Mike’s purple snake – and those pictures should be left just for you!!

  3. outspokenandunderpaid says:

    I was afraid someone would misinterpret this post, I just didn’t think it would be Mike’s cousin!

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