Mike has to get re-tested again. They found swimmers in his first sample. What does this mean you ask?
- It means there are still some live ones in his system and we didn’t do enough to clean him out…if you know what I mean…or,
- They botched the procedure and poor Mike will have to undergo additional efforts to stop his swimmers from…well…swimming…or,
- My Mike is so damn VIRILE that his reproductive juices cannot be stopped from flowing forth from his loins!!
I’m betting on #1!!