Crisis Averted

Rogan: “Mommy, what are those?”

Me: “Those are tampons honey!”

Rogan: “What are they for?”

Me: “Um. Well.  Hmmmm. Well, they’re for…Um…Mommies put them in their vaginas!”

Rogan: “Do you see me in the miror?”

Me: Big.fucking.sigh.of.relief!!

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2 thoughts on “Crisis Averted

  1. The Chexican says:

    A moment that you can appreciate a child’s short attention span is rare indeed.

  2. Colleen says:

    As a mother of three GIRLS, I would have not been that specific!!! Brave girl and lucky, indeed, for that short attention span!!! Classic

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